April Fool...

Ok... positive response it seems..haha..oh well... updating again...

Erm,been spending the last few days researching...about what,you may ask?? GEMS...thats the topic everyone's talking about...haha... Apparently,some people want GEMS that do not have any tests,just assignments...haha...School starts in 2 weeks time,and I have seen the timetable...pretty slack...

I kind of want a memorable sem for my last GEMS...still remember my first sem of GEMS...had to travel way way far to the buisness block..haha...erm,sidetrack abit....I have started running again...actually,been doing so for the past 3 weeks...building up my stamina for NS...which is like next year...Run from teck whye,through the Bukit Batok then onto a new pak connector linking it all the way to Chua Chu Kang Park....which is like so effing far...but its worth the breathlessness and fitness...around 1 hour of pure running...quitting smoking has definitely improved my stamina...cant be said for my dad...haha...

erm...CAUTION....the next part of this post will be kinda boring and shitty...thus the warning...

Erm,dont know if many of you guys have read about it or watched it,but recently a dutch politician made a 17 minute video called "fitna"...it was termed anti-islamic...U guys can view it on youtube if you want...I have seen it myself,and to me,its kinda unfair to label us as extremists or potray Islam as a violent religion just because some idiots out there are causing pain and destruction to the innocents..one bad apple does not mean the rest are bad what....

Personally,I dont support this extremists or terrorists...for one main reason...They are giving Islam a bad name and giving Muslims out there a hard time whervever they go...
Recently,I watched a documentry regarding Islam and it showed how peaceful Islam was and still is and how it related to our everyday life....Its just greed,craziness and a fetish for the syariah law that motivates all of them like Osama to do these despicable acts...he has not only misinteprated the Holy Quran,but really,to be doing all this in the name of Islam is a big sin...Killing innocents and stuff...

The west too can be faulted...They probably had something to do with the outward injustice brought about to Muslims worldwide...What they are doing to muslims is probably fuelling the anger and hatred towards Westerners...bush invaded Iraq,in search of Weapons of mass Destruction,but where is the evidence of that?? NONE...a hidden motive is to get oil,since US is the top consumer of oil...and the stupid dutch politician is doing this video in order to stem the belief among Westerners that Muslims are bad peolpe...what is his motive??that peolpe will convert out of Islam after viewing the vid??No,it is to show the world that Islam is bad and that is why,we are being treated this way...No doubt,it is a propaganda and a "justified" way to treat Muslims...

But,by no means should there be justification about how they are treating Muslims...so yeah,from my personal point of view and a conservative and moderate Muslim,I see it such that both sides are wrong...the West and the terrorists...Now dont g spreading all this aite...haha...

Erm,down with the boring part and off with the exciting part....

Kids....I so totally love them....haha...erm,was just running just now,and saw loads of them playing at the playground...They are like so cute and yet they can be a handful...Dont mistaken them for cute angels for they are indeed hidden devils...haha...but trust me,in the bus,can see them often running,screaming,making trouble for their parents...Speaking of which,many young malay parents nowadays..hais...

Anyway,if God permits,I want 2-3 kids...haha...cos my parents have 4...and its a hassle already for them...haha...so erm..yeah...till next time then...

since today is April 1st which means it is joke time...haha...

heres 1....

3 dwarfs named,Bah,Irsyad and Imran were contemplating about wheter they wanted to join the Guiness Book of World Record....
One day,the 3 dwarves made thier way to the Guiness Book of World Record building...

the 1st dwarf,Imran, who had the smallest eyes entered...he came out a few moments later,screaming,"Yes,its official..i have the world's smallest eye"...

the 2nd dwarf,Bah, who had the smallest leg entered the building...he came out later,screaming jubilantly, "Yes...its official..I have the smallest leg"...

Finally,it was the last dwarf's turn,Irsyad....He had the smallest penis among them....he went into the building and moments later came out,looking sad... he said to the other 2 dwarfs, "Who the hell is Adi?"

hahahaha...erm,here's another...

2 couple,Imran and Fiqah,Adi and Liyana went on a double date....
after a sumptious dinner,they decided to swap partners for the night....and so they swapped partners..

After two solid hours of sex, Adi turned to his new partner,Imran, and said "Phew,that was fun...wonder how the girls are doing"....

haha...
notice I said they swapped partners,but not girlfriends...haha...

aite then...Happy April Fool....

peace out my niznits...